 Congratulations on your new home. A homebuyer bought a new home and the Realtor wanted to send flowers to celebrate the occasion. The flowers arrived at the home on moving day and the owner was shocked, dismayed and somewhat upset upon reading the card that was enclosed; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner called their Realtor to ask about card. After apologizing for the mixup, the Realtor called the florist to complain. After telling the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but you can imagine the dilemma that I am now faced with: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new home.' " - Author & Source Unknown
Why is everyone selling their homes?
When the last of their three children was about to leave home, two long-married homeowners decided it was time to buy a smaller house. Shortly thereafter the Realtor's 'For Sale' sign went up on the front lawn. Only a week later, another "For Sale" sign appeared on the home just two doors away. "Soon you'll have new families on either side of you" the 1st homeowner remarked to the neighbour whose house was in the middle. "We're thinking of putting up our own sign," he replied wistfully. "It would read: 'Was it something we said?' "
- Author & Source Unknown
Mortgages that are bigger than life. REALTOR to a first-time Homebuyer: "Yes, the kitchen is a bit small, but with a mortgage like this you won't do much cooking anyway." - Author & Source Unknown
Realtors under the authority of Higher Powers. A Realtor had difficulty getting a listing from an old religious homeowner whose theory was that "there is no substitute for age and experience." After the homeowner asked the Realtor a third time how many years he had been in the business, he told him: "Sir, there is a little-known historical fact that Moses brought three tablets down from the mountain - two were the Ten Commandments and the other was my real-estate license!" He got the listing. - Author & Source Unknown
Considering which Realtor to hire? Don't choose this one... | 
the realtor A short parody that will have you
rolling on the floor with laughter.
This is one Realtor that you don't
want to help sell your home! |
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